App of My Eye

I’ve always had this fascination with cruises.  Perhaps it was because I used to watch The Love Boat and deeply wondered over the years which middle-aged perv would I turn into: That drunkard Doc?  Pornstache Isaac The Bartender?  Perhaps Gopher, who had puppy dog eyes for any woman that greeted him on the show?  Talk about desperate, but [...]

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